merry go fuck yourself

An expression used when replying to someone else's good news or moment during conversation to express your complete disgust in their happiness

Did you see my drive? It definitely was like your shitty drive.

Yea it was, Merry go fuck yourself

by Da_banks July 9, 2017

Merry band of dipshits

A group of dumbasses who feed off the stupidity of each other are either going to be very entertaining or very annoying or both

1.Why are those people outside screaming at each other
2.They're just a merry band of dipshits

by DT8 November 6, 2021

happy merry fool years

Happy merry fool years is when you celebrate 3 different holidays. Christmas,April fools, and New Years.

“ hey guess what! “
“ what? “
“ happy merry fool years! “

by Karmashereforyou November 12, 2022

merry go round

A metaphor for the repetitive and cyclical nature of a relationship or emotional experience, where one feels stuck in a loop of ups and downs, constant fights, and unresolved issues, unable to move forward or break free. Often involves revisiting past conflicts and feelings in a seemingly endless cycle.

After their awful fight, they found themselves on the merry go round again, unable to escape the cycle of arguing and making up.

Every time they try to resolve their issues, they end up merry go rounding, stuck in the same arguments and fights over and over.

by FagHag May 26, 2024

Merrying

Unprotected Sex in a small, confined space- often a toilet cubicle.

Dude, I can't believe you Merried (Merrying) her last night, that cubicle was so damn small!!

by ZookeeperBK February 18, 2011

Merry-Time

What The Admiralty Above wants all Their Children to have when They share Fellowship with other Mariners.

First Mariner:

"Heavens to Jamestown, Jim... ain't seen You in Years! Where in hell have You been?"

Second Mariner:
"Me? I thought You were Lost, Louie... Man I'm glad to see You!

First Mariner:
"Well I didn't arrange this Reunion... must have been the Admiralty Above just Arranging a 'Merry-Time'!

by Cap'n Coinkydink December 31, 2021

A merry mojzis

During Christmas, you find yourself under a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the other gender. You ejaculate on the same sex partner, and rub your dick on a pinecone.

Dude its Christmas eve, but I can't wait to have a merry Mojzis tomorrow

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025