Merka 

One who is exceptionally good at doing something. (Football, Tennis, Diving, Killing..Etc)

"The man is a Merka! You just saw him dribble that man?"
"Yeah, he got merked.." Merked - Wrecked, Destroyed... Etc.

Merka by SwaggaKillaAmbitiousKid October 22, 2013

merkeled

To be sexually abused by a foreigner.

My friend from germany got merkeled on new years eve.

merkeled by mellupabbi April 26, 2016

Merken 

A mock piece of pubic hair used by prostitutes in the 1930's and 1940's who would shave their vagina's to reduce the risk of crabs.( AKA: A wig for pussy )

i trounced her dillypot so hard her merken fell off

Merken by Atomson Austinson July 8, 2011

Merkin Sandwich

The resulting mouthful that can occur while growling your woman and your teeth snag on her artificial pubes and you end up with a merkin in your mouth.

So there I was slurping away at her bacon curtains. I tried to go in deeper with a tongue plow and my top fangs got tangled up in her hairy letterbox. Next thing I know i'm eating a merkin sandwich! If she needed to buy a furry axe wound you think she'd at least get one that didn't look like Scary Spice.

Merkin Sandwich by Jam Fancy November 11, 2007

Merkeled

When a European woman is culturally enriched by an Arab penis

When I asked how many women were Merkeled on New Years Eve I was told to check my privilege

Merkeled by BUILDTHEWALL April 30, 2016

MerkWear 

MerkWear, an urban gun range and shooting sports clothing line. Pop culture and hip hop personality driven brand. Advocacy and gun responsibility focus.

That merkwear gear is what's happening.

MerkWear by MerkWear March 22, 2011

Merkeling

Giving someone an unwanted shoulder rub, or more generally any sort of unwanted touching, especially between coworkers/peers/people who need to interact with each other regularly. Named for the time that George W. Bush 'Merkeled' Angela Merkel.

"Ugh, Kevin started Merkeling Tim in a meeting. Poor Tim. And Kevin still had soup all over himself!”

Merkeling by Mac Kracken March 5, 2019