Merk

A Call of duty clan that will bang your mom.

“Bro my mom is dog water, she keeps getting merked”

by Lil vine yachty January 27, 2021

Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.

Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him

by relerquney February 16, 2024

merked

someone who is really high or gets destroyed

wow he got merked by that truck or wow I'm merked right now

by Mc Definitions March 17, 2018

Merk Fr

Merk Fr is the most replaceable Rw and is mid at nhl

Merk fr stinks and can’t manage

by Lagsak December 13, 2023

Merk

1: To destroy someone and assert dominance.
2: To eat their butt

1: "I'm about to merk this kid"

2: "Can I merk you"

by jimmy 445 January 15, 2021

merk

to burnout of area, to leave very rapidly in a wild ruckus

James-"what's up coon cant get give ya a ride to school sorry man"
Justin-"oh shit hes got a gun, Merk out!!!

by duddleboy December 10, 2010

get merked

When a collegiate football team loses to Jake Merklinger and the Tennessee Volunteers

Pete Nakos is reporting that Kirby Smart and the Georgia Bulldogs are worried they might get merked this September.

by Josh Heupel April 11, 2025