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Merk

A Call of duty clan that will bang your mom.
“Bro my mom is dog water, she keeps getting merked”
by Lil vine yachty January 27, 2021
mugGet the Merkmug.

Merk Fr

Merk Fr is the most replaceable Rw and is mid at nhl
Merk fr stinks and can’t manage
by Lagsak December 13, 2023
mugGet the Merk Frmug.

Merked

You got merked by lil T, now you're getting merked by me
by sugaredweetalix August 25, 2019
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Merked

A person or thing that is ugly
Angela: omg that guy is so fine

Soha: girl no he’s so merked
by Boogerbooble July 23, 2022
mugGet the Merkedmug.

Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.
Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
by relerquney February 16, 2024
mugGet the Merking offmug.

merked

wow he got merked by that truck or wow I'm merked right now
by Mc Definitions March 17, 2018
mugGet the merkedmug.

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