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to meet an individual and then to have sexual intercourse with them
1.Dude, I love going to the club and merting with all the sexy bitches.

2,Last night this fugly ass bitch tried to mert with me, and I was like ohhhh Fuck noooooo bitch, you aint got no alibi you fugly.

3.was created because my mommy merted with this random surrey jack from mirage. :)
merting by jsidzz January 8, 2011

meeting point 

the place at which people congregate, normally for a sneaky one.
"Where you of to bilal?"
"i'm off to the meeting point for a sneaky one."
"i'll be there."
meeting point by bilaaaal January 11, 2014

Vampire Meeting 

When all your energy/lifeblood gets ruthlessly sucked out during a meeting with colleagues who (a) excessively repeat themselves, (b) are long talkers or (c) interrupt and/or talk over you and others.
"Today I was forced to buy a triple mocha to restore my lifeblood after a vampire meeting."
Vampire Meeting by Ceeliscious March 18, 2011

Staff meeting 

A juul break involving 2 or more people in which 1 or more vapes are used. Frequently during work/class, and usually in the handicapable bathroom stall.
-dude so you have your juul on you?

-yes omg wanna meet in the bathroom in 10 mins for a staff meeting?
Staff meeting by Kateh101 July 18, 2019

Topless meeting

A type of meeting intended to increase productivity by prohibiting the use of electronic devices. Hereby the use the Blackberry, iPhone, and other cell phones or hand-held devices is banned, especially laptops.
The whole managerial team is currently unavailable because they are all in a topless meeting and don't want to be disturbed.
Topless meeting by millibuilder April 13, 2010

meeting-jacked

When a meeting is taking place and an uninvited person (as they are walking by) interrupts the meeting with their own agenda. Meeting-jackings are a tragic consequence of the Open Door Policy
I was meeting with Cindy in my office about our computer policy and Bob meeting-jacked us to talk about new uniforms.
meeting-jacked by noner June 17, 2009