spermanent markers

Da tell-tale color-bands in a DNA test dat show you as being da father of a love-baby; said genes will always remain a part of said offspring's future lineage.

Spermanent markers in a child's DNA chart are always gonna be a pesky reminder of your past lack of responsible behavior with da child's mama.

by QuacksO March 10, 2021

Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.

“I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.

by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021

Grass Marker

A character in Find the Markers who lays in the grass all day thinking about life.

Guy#1: Where's Grass Marker?

Guy#2: Idk, thinking about life.

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

Greedy Marker

Someone who steals writing utensils.

Guy#1: Look at that he stole 6 pencils!

Guy#2: That Greedy Marker!

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

Inverted Marker

A marker with unusual colors.

Guy#1: I got a inverted marker

Guy#2: I heard those are rare.

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

Zombie Marker

A marker who is deep underground.

Guy#1: Where's my marker?

Guy#2: I think it became a zombie marker.

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

Bee Marker

A bee sting that stays on you forever.

Guy#1: I got a bee marker today.

Guy#2: Unlucky.

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022