by boringwithhats September 04, 2008
1. An illegal drug whether potheads admit it or not.
2. A drug that hinders users' abilities to spell even the most basic words in urban dictionary definitions i.e. alcahol for alcohol, cuz for because.
3. A drug that motivates its users to write nonsensical rambling definitions of the drug on certain dictionary sites.
4. A substance that makes users too inept to be able to make a logical argument for the legalization of the drug other than "the man is trying to keep us down man."
2. A drug that hinders users' abilities to spell even the most basic words in urban dictionary definitions i.e. alcahol for alcohol, cuz for because.
3. A drug that motivates its users to write nonsensical rambling definitions of the drug on certain dictionary sites.
4. A substance that makes users too inept to be able to make a logical argument for the legalization of the drug other than "the man is trying to keep us down man."
by Mr. Reality July 02, 2009
Average Joe: "Y'know, a lot of scientists are saying that marijuana can slow cancer growth and causes less problems than alcohol..."
DEA Representative: "Well you see, those scientists are probably jew-loving, faggot, pinko, terrorists who hate America and freedom."
DEA Representative: "Well you see, those scientists are probably jew-loving, faggot, pinko, terrorists who hate America and freedom."
by Ayabowlah Khomeni December 21, 2008
I'll bite; marijuana is overrated and also it makes your teeth yucky.
Marijuana smokers scream until they're blue in the face that it's never killed anybody, while writing off as coincidence that regular marijuana smokers get lung cancer almost as often as their nicotine-addicted counterparts. Or that marijuana shows up in the blood of those who cause fatal traffic accidents almost as often as alcohol.
The over-all death rate is relatively low precisely because marijuana usage is relatively low, but that will change fast if we put marijuana into corner stores as the senators recommend. The world's biggest tobacco companies have already trademarked brand names like "Acapulco Gold" so if any country ever legalises marijuana, they can move fast to get packs of 20 "Acapulco Golds" into the supermarkets next to the bananas, or to lace existing tobacco brands with subliminal levels of marijuana.
Intresting though, when you mention this to the marijuana user they always try to change the subject "Hey what about alcohol, what about smokes? I WANTS TO GET HIGH BROTHA, LET'S GET RETARDED BRO!!!" I'm not really concerned with what you do but it should be common sense to just say 'no'.
Marijuana smokers scream until they're blue in the face that it's never killed anybody, while writing off as coincidence that regular marijuana smokers get lung cancer almost as often as their nicotine-addicted counterparts. Or that marijuana shows up in the blood of those who cause fatal traffic accidents almost as often as alcohol.
The over-all death rate is relatively low precisely because marijuana usage is relatively low, but that will change fast if we put marijuana into corner stores as the senators recommend. The world's biggest tobacco companies have already trademarked brand names like "Acapulco Gold" so if any country ever legalises marijuana, they can move fast to get packs of 20 "Acapulco Golds" into the supermarkets next to the bananas, or to lace existing tobacco brands with subliminal levels of marijuana.
Intresting though, when you mention this to the marijuana user they always try to change the subject "Hey what about alcohol, what about smokes? I WANTS TO GET HIGH BROTHA, LET'S GET RETARDED BRO!!!" I'm not really concerned with what you do but it should be common sense to just say 'no'.
by ih8uplzdie December 10, 2004
meh-rih-wah-nuh
meh-ree-wah-nah
meh-rih-joo-wah-nuh
An illegal substance that is smokeable. There are all kinds of names for this word, which are used all the time referring to it (a LOT of'em are my terms for marijuana):
*Weed
*Pot
*Bud
*Buddha
*AK-47
*Stuff (my term for it; also "The Stuff")
*Dooby
*Scooby Doo
*Blunt
*Shit
*Puff
*Puffer
*Puff-Daddy
*Peacemaker
*Greens
*Blow (also a term for cocaine)
*Tokey-Toke
*Toker-Upper
*Nature
*Peacepipe (usually used for native american types)
*Pipe (depends greatly, although unfortunately a lot of pipes contain marijuana)
*Pick-Me-Up
*Calm-Down
......and MANY more terms.
meh-ree-wah-nah
meh-rih-joo-wah-nuh
An illegal substance that is smokeable. There are all kinds of names for this word, which are used all the time referring to it (a LOT of'em are my terms for marijuana):
*Weed
*Pot
*Bud
*Buddha
*AK-47
*Stuff (my term for it; also "The Stuff")
*Dooby
*Scooby Doo
*Blunt
*Shit
*Puff
*Puffer
*Puff-Daddy
*Peacemaker
*Greens
*Blow (also a term for cocaine)
*Tokey-Toke
*Toker-Upper
*Nature
*Peacepipe (usually used for native american types)
*Pipe (depends greatly, although unfortunately a lot of pipes contain marijuana)
*Pick-Me-Up
*Calm-Down
......and MANY more terms.
"I don't smoke marijuana, especially ever since the first time I got ripped in early May 2002. It fucks with one's mind...I don't need that."
-me
-me
by Dave April 02, 2004
by StatenIslander December 04, 2007
An herb that ruins lives of people who had alot of potential of being successful in the game of life.
by THC resinator April 06, 2010