Glasses Malone

Someone who looks better when wearing sunglasses.

Be careful when judging her Instagram pictures because she's a Glasses Malone.

by SuperCoolBeas July 1, 2015

evan malone

a fool a meat eater freak

oh shit ur an evan malone

by ainekellly July 15, 2019

Post Malone

To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.

Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.

by poulravn August 21, 2020

Malone

Is a possessive adjective.

Indicating ownership of something particularly long, extended, or lengthy .

You: “Do you know Malone?”
Them: “Malone who?”
You: “Malone Dick”

Them: “Nahh.. not sure if i know him….. wait you mean the short guy??”
You: “ no dude it was a jok—“
Them: “ OHH HIM! Ain't he’s the dude that’s friends with Ligma?”

by TrueStoriesByMalone March 5, 2025

Malone NY

If it’s from Malone ,leave it alone.

Welcome to Malone NY,where the men are men ,the women are too and the sheep are scared

You can tell she’s from Malone NY she has bumps around her lips, leave her alone .

The sheep get anxious in Malone NY when they see men and women with big rubber boots .

by Slim pickings 16 June 2, 2018

home malone

when you’re home alone while listening to post malone music

person one:”yo dude my parents just left to go shopping and now i’m home malone.”
person two:”awesome bro you should listen to candy paint that song rules.”

by skratar du April 7, 2019

byte malone

A hip-hop rapper found in Kenya famous for his song fon

Wanna play like byte malone

by Hcpb April 22, 2021