Medium well maintenance

A woman who is not high maintenance nor low maintenance. She’s somewhere in the upper middle.

Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?

Grant: You’re low maintenance.

Flynn: What about my social media?

Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.

Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?

Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.

Flynn: I prefer well done.

Grant: I rest my case.

by Brothaontheinside August 8, 2020

Afrikaans pole maintenance

Where someone cuts a ceiling fan in half while the lights are off.

What are you doing? Afrikaans pole maintenance?

by Qi_87 April 21, 2023

manetenance

Washing, combing, brushing, and trimming of yer equine friend's neck-shawl.

Frequent trail-riding through dusty or twiggy areas obliges you to perform manetenance more often on yer trusty saddle-steed.

by QuacksO July 27, 2023