Den Johannes machen

Den Johannes machen bedeutet eine absolut dumme Frage zu stellen, die vor ein paar Sekunden beantworte wurde. Wenn jemand den Johannes macht ist es absolut erlaubt ihn laut auszulachen. Der Johannes merkt oft nicht was er grade gemacht hat und muss deshalb unbedingt aufgeklärt werden.

Lehrer: Die Hausaufgaben sind zu morgen!
Johannes: Was haben wir jetzt auf?
Alle: Mach doch nicht den Johannes!

Den Johannes machen: dumme Fragen stellen

by Soso2000sososo November 6, 2018

den Sep machen

When someone uses kitchenknives in an most unsafe way, always in danger of hurting him- or herself

So wie er das Messer benutzt, wird er hoffentlich nicht den Sep machen

by Benny8Westside September 20, 2020

macchened

A sudden and unexpected stoppage of a computer system, network, system interface or data feed generally caused by a direct, secretive or unexplained change to a production environment. Often times the problem can just go away on its own.

You have been macchened when you are causally going about using a computer system to do your normal daily processing when all of a sudden the lights dim, the systems grind to a halt and everyone is looking at each other as if to say what the heck happened. It's that moment when you know you have been macchened.

by U Jean Ripper March 5, 2010

machavelly

When you miss your ULT, Ultimate, and or Super against your opponent in a video Game.

You just machavelly your super!

by hugeza July 12, 2017

Machalo

One fly motha sucka who is amazing as ever

Man I wish I was a machalo

by Yngprince November 7, 2018

Machang

Porn...... Machang means porn

Masud: Ayy Deng get online real quick
Deng: Hol' imma watch some gay machang.... Ill be 5 mins

by y'all already know January 1, 2019

Prickier-Mâché

The unfortunate occurrence of getting a thin layer of toilet paper stuck to your Bell after wiping away jizz. This layer is annoyingly hard to remove, leaving the victim's Helmet pinched and sore.

The only solution to this terrible problem is to wait an hour or two until your cock has dried out, quick blast on a hair dryer, or simply take a shower.

'Hey mum, can you get the baby wipes? I got myself major Prickier-Mâché again!'

by Hamie J March 30, 2009