Pokémon Machine

Purchasing a Nintendo device with the sole purpose of using it only for Pokemon games.

You: Yo let's battle!
Friend: Let me grab my Pokémon machine!

by Nigabytes June 16, 2015

Fax Machine

Something you get after removing the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise.

Man: After you take away the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise, what’ve you got? A fax machine.

by CrackaMcLackin January 06, 2021

Time Machine

A virtual machine that is used to calculate time that advances Science exponentially.

They used a time machine to figure out the location of the nebula

by TimeDoc November 21, 2014

pinch machine

A sexual act involving of the male inserting his testicles into an anus and letting it close on his testicles.

Guy "Dude how was last night?"

Dude"Not good my girl/boyfriend forced me to use the pinch machine."

Guy "Ouch."

by Rally Cry November 04, 2010

the ghost in the machine

An ambiguous phrase to describe illogical or unexpected computational behavior that may or may not be caused by some level of sentience be it maintained within the system or at the PEBKAC layer.

Sally couldn't explain why her computer would not work, then as soon as she called IT the machine started working again. IT blamed it on the ghost in the machine

by midstoveilan November 18, 2013

pussy machine

A guy that can nail pussy fast like a jackhammer

Man Branson brewer is a pussy machine

Brandon Alexander can fuck so hard it is like I'm getting pounded out by a jack hammer

by Sexmachine December 03, 2015

machine cuisine

Food purchased from snack machines ie; chips, candy bars, soda. Usually because you forgot, or were too lazy to make a lunch to take to work or school.

I forgot my lunch again. I guess I'll go to the break room/cafeteria for some machine cuisine.

by ol' dawg December 13, 2006