Time Machine

A virtual machine that is used to calculate time that advances Science exponentially.

They used a time machine to figure out the location of the nebula

by TimeDoc November 21, 2014

Fax Machine

Something you get after removing the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise.

Man: After you take away the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise, what’ve you got? A fax machine.

by CrackaMcLackin January 6, 2021

machine cuisine

Food purchased from snack machines ie; chips, candy bars, soda. Usually because you forgot, or were too lazy to make a lunch to take to work or school.

I forgot my lunch again. I guess I'll go to the break room/cafeteria for some machine cuisine.

by ol' dawg December 13, 2006

Balla Machine

A Balla Machine is someone who excels in all forms of activity

That kid just owned those two in Halo. He's a Balla machine.
Did you see that shot? That guy is a Balla Machine.

by ThisisCarl April 30, 2007

Pokémon Machine

Purchasing a Nintendo device with the sole purpose of using it only for Pokemon games.

You: Yo let's battle!
Friend: Let me grab my Pokémon machine!

by Nigabytes June 16, 2015

pinch machine

A sexual act involving of the male inserting his testicles into an anus and letting it close on his testicles.

Guy "Dude how was last night?"

Dude"Not good my girl/boyfriend forced me to use the pinch machine."

Guy "Ouch."

by Rally Cry November 4, 2010

the ghost in the machine

An ambiguous phrase to describe illogical or unexpected computational behavior that may or may not be caused by some level of sentience be it maintained within the system or at the PEBKAC layer.

Sally couldn't explain why her computer would not work, then as soon as she called IT the machine started working again. IT blamed it on the ghost in the machine

by midstoveilan November 18, 2013