lurker

a lurker is what they call in england, basically a pimple.

Oi! I have a really big lurker on my chinny chin chin!

by jer_master_12 April 16, 2005

The Luger

The thumb is inserted in the vagina and the index and middle fingers are insterted into the anus, so that your hand resembles a pistol, or Luger.

We were fooling around and i shot her with the luger, she was loving it

by Bretthole May 13, 2005

action lurer

When you want to get action from a chick but you're either in the friend zone or she wont bone you so you cum on her face while she is sleeping and then the next morning she asks what happened. You tell her that she gave u head and then she figures that she must've wanted to so she will do it again or anything else and from then on you get action all the time.

Mike: dude you should so bone Jen.
Chris: I can't she doesn't like me like that.
Mike: so just give her the action lurer.
(The next Day)
Chris: wow dude that was perfect.

by ralph mayhem July 30, 2006

nut lunger

cum you idiot!

I unloaded a nut lunger on your mom's back last night that nearly hit her bald spot.

by biggdogg September 4, 2003

Lurker

One who commits the act of lurking: Looking at people's comments/blogs/bulletins/friends/ect. but ever talks to said person. These people often have no life and are on myspace as much as possible. Some are quite ugly and have absolutely no social life.

She was lurking my comments like all night. What a lurker!

by lurky mac lurky lurk December 15, 2008

Lunger

A homosexual.

You know that bloke, Mark. He is a massive lunger.

by georgemaxwell November 12, 2018

patch lurker

one who hangs out in a pumpkin patch to have intercourse with the best looking pumpkins.

Im never hanging out with Phil again, hes not a patch lurker.

by Jake Jekel January 17, 2005