When two people are awkwardly sitting next to each other holding hands, simultaneously making everyone around them uncomfortable.
Variations may include gazing into one another’s eyes or weirdly caressing one another’s faces in front of others.
Variations may include gazing into one another’s eyes or weirdly caressing one another’s faces in front of others.
by Holly M Schultz August 3, 2025
Get the Love Loungingmug. An inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family by sitting at home, doing absolutely nothing and contributes absolutely nothing to the household chores or the family as a whole. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, disrespectful to family members and neglect children.
Nick: hey mom do you mind if my girlfriend moves in? I’ve known her for a month and a half.
His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
by Stay classy Parma March 4, 2024
Get the Lounge Lizardmug. Tamara Lounge
(noun)
No one just gets into the VIP booth at Tamara Lounge in Hayes on Uxbridge Road — you need a connection. And that connection is Tej, Choda’s massive bald cousin who bounces the door. Tej doesn’t do bribes, only jap’s eye tickles. Tej doesn’t take bribes, doesn’t take guest lists — he only accepts one form of currency: a cheeky tickle to his jap’s eye before the night starts. Once Choda pays the toll out back, Tej grins, adjusts his belt, and waves him straight through
Inside, Choda’s still in his hi-viz and steel toes, but he doesn’t care. The mandem are spraying Cîroc like it’s holy water, sparklers burning holes in the faux-leather sofa, and in the centre of it all sits a shisha pipe bubbling white grape flavour thick enough to fog the booth.
Choda grabs the hose like it’s Excalibur, takes the deepest pull known to man, then coughs so violently he projectile-whips his cock clean out of his jeans. Instead of panicking, he doubles down — launches into a helicopter in perfect sync with the shisha bubbles, blowing smoke rings through the spin like a travelling circus act. Aunty on the next table catches it all on Snapchat with the caption “Hayes madness 💨🍇🍆”.
By the end, there’s Red Bull mixed with ash on the floor, naan crumbs in the ice bucket, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 so loud it shakes the glass.
(noun)
No one just gets into the VIP booth at Tamara Lounge in Hayes on Uxbridge Road — you need a connection. And that connection is Tej, Choda’s massive bald cousin who bounces the door. Tej doesn’t do bribes, only jap’s eye tickles. Tej doesn’t take bribes, doesn’t take guest lists — he only accepts one form of currency: a cheeky tickle to his jap’s eye before the night starts. Once Choda pays the toll out back, Tej grins, adjusts his belt, and waves him straight through
Inside, Choda’s still in his hi-viz and steel toes, but he doesn’t care. The mandem are spraying Cîroc like it’s holy water, sparklers burning holes in the faux-leather sofa, and in the centre of it all sits a shisha pipe bubbling white grape flavour thick enough to fog the booth.
Choda grabs the hose like it’s Excalibur, takes the deepest pull known to man, then coughs so violently he projectile-whips his cock clean out of his jeans. Instead of panicking, he doubles down — launches into a helicopter in perfect sync with the shisha bubbles, blowing smoke rings through the spin like a travelling circus act. Aunty on the next table catches it all on Snapchat with the caption “Hayes madness 💨🍇🍆”.
By the end, there’s Red Bull mixed with ash on the floor, naan crumbs in the ice bucket, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 so loud it shakes the glass.
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, Tamara Lounge VIP was peak — Choda coughed mid-shisha, cock flew out, started helicoptering it through white grape clouds while aunty filmed on Snapchat, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 like it’s part of the set.”
“Fam, Tamara Lounge VIP was peak — Choda coughed mid-shisha, cock flew out, started helicoptering it through white grape clouds while aunty filmed on Snapchat, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 like it’s part of the set.”
by BikBoiCoq August 27, 2025
Get the Tamara Loungemug. An alternate term for butthole
by Hi54AtaxXxiA June 19, 2016
Get the fart loungemug. The act of relaxing with a cold beverage, most notably beer, especially after a hot, difficult, long or boring activity. Cold lounging is often done with a friend and occurs in the most pleasant surroundings that can be readily located without unduly extending the hot, difficult, long or boring activity.
In verb form, cold lounge.
In verb form, cold lounge.
After battling the crowd returning from the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, Spek and King stopped at a sidewalk cafe for some primo cold lounging.
by Gunzz December 9, 2008
Get the cold loungingmug. The greatest house in the world where Puff live's and during the summer of 2008 many parties were enjoyed
by omnipuff September 29, 2008
Get the Puff Loungemug. When you block someone on social media or somewhere near that platform, they go to the block lounge (aka the list of the users you blocked) it's like the friendzone.
me; Ew that guy who had something with that bitch messaged me.
keisha; block that mf
me: welcome to the block lounge
keisha; block that mf
me: welcome to the block lounge
by patieeee September 29, 2019
Get the block loungemug.