The United State's only city made entirely of Palm trees and concrete. I've lived here 12 years, and I swear, you have to drive 63 miles to find a real blade of grass. If you have sensitive eyes, live somewhere else, because every day the 80* sun shines all over the plastic, metal, and cement that makes up the city. California is a great place, but unfortunately it is seen only as one giant Los Angeles. LA is Vegas without excitement, New York without energy. I nearly lost my mind living there. I'm happy to finally leave. LA also has TWICE the amount of rich, collar-popping white snobs as Greenwich and Rye combined. You can't throw a stick without hitting a person, a car, or a Starbucks.
by SchoonerLooner May 1, 2015
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by ImWindz February 20, 2020
Get the Los Angeles Clippers mug.The biggest joke of the NBA. They signed Kawhi Leonard and PG13 and blew a 3-1 lead to the denver nuggets and blowing 4 10+ point leads in a row. They have dirty players and no talent. Now Doc Rivers is gonna get fired and the Clippers will never make it past the second round. Playoff P is the biggest choker in the game.
Hey do you think the Los Angeles Clippers will win a title soon?
Nah, they're the biggest chokers in the league.
Nah, they're the biggest chokers in the league.
by sportfanatic9 September 15, 2020
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Get the Los angeles ground ape mug.When a woman gives a wet handjob on the top floor of a sky scraper in LA and finishes him over the edge.
Debbie gave Brad a Los Angeles smog pump 2 times last week and once today, the aftermath landed on 6 people!!!
by transamguy December 17, 2012
Get the Los Angeles Smog Pump mug.New name for the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA since half their team is out due to injuries. Mike D'Antoni is fully to blame for enforcing a fast-paced offense on aging players and not giving them enough rest time which has weakened their bodies significantly and increased their vulnerability to injury. As a result, they are no longer a complete team, and their team name should not be complete either. Finally, L.A. Kers, still spells out the original team name, which also shows how broken up the former Lakers have become.
L.A. Kers fan: The Lakers have lost 22 out of their 27 last games. I can't believe it.
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
by Boxcar Bob February 18, 2014
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