ass locker

1)a locker full of asses

2) an ass so big you can store shit in it. And for this definition shit includes: books, jackets, and spacemakers.

"Hilary smells like an ass locker." - Beau
"She also looks like an ass locker." - Biff

or

"Hilary has a donk." - Kat
"Correction, Hilary has an ass locker." - Bethany

by DJ lil lip bomb brickwilla November 18, 2011

locker slam

The act of someone throwing their entire body at a set of lockers.

“Have you seen everyone that meme where people throw themselves at lockers?” “Yeah it’s called a locker slam”

by Stirfri123 October 8, 2019

Locker Date

When 2 or more kids make plans to meet up at one's locker after class or after school. Other examples are cafeteria dates, bus dates, and homeroom dates.

Jake: Hey jess, go to my locker after class today?

Jess: Okay, it's a locker date!

by the champagne March 7, 2009

crap locker

A woman who has a nice ass.

Wow check out the crap locker on that one.

by Jeasus November 14, 2006

line locker

The act of accelerating while holding the brakes on just enough to allow the back wheel/s to spin and the car to creep forward, resulting in a burnout line as far as the car has been locked in by the brakes.

I blew me diff doin a line locker

by granturismo July 6, 2006

choco locker

A bangin' booty, plump, "out there"... the kind you just 'need' to spank, touch, bite!

Man, did you see that... J-Lo ain't got nothin' on that choco locker!

by mr_rimmher August 16, 2009

Jake Locker

1. Jake Locker is a current NFL quarterback who was drafted by the Tennessee Titans in the 2011 NFL Draft. He played college football at the University of Washington, where he was 619/1,148|7,639 yds|53 TDs|35 INTs. He also ran a pretty fast 40-yard dash, in which he ran a 4.59. As the Titans quarterback, he has compiled a 99.4 passer rating, 542 yds, 4 TDs, and no interceptions in 5 games. He hasn't started in any games.

2. An awesome quarterback who was drafted by a sucky team.

Person 1: Hey man, did you see how Christian Ponderplayed yesterday.

Person 2: Yeah bro, he was so Jake Locker, playing so well. If only he was on a better team.

by Dr. Cheesehead December 26, 2011