The act of tossing something, preferably a loaf of something i.e. meatloaf, pumpkin loaf, a loaf of bread, but anything works, behind you, above your head while facing the other way.
Chan is such a good loaf tosser, she nailed that middle schooler right in the face with a stuffed unicorn without even looking!
by chanikens January 21, 2010
by Loaf_man_ren123 October 17, 2023
It means to take a shit.
guy 1: Man bro i've been eating a lot of cheese and im all stopped up. guy 2: You better take some laxatives and dash to the bathroom to peel a loaf. guy 1: Too late it just broke free in my pants.
by jimmybomm April 24, 2020
by juniper July 05, 2005
Malt loaf has a sweet taste and a chewy texture like very heavy, soft bread. It is made from malt and often contains fruit such as raisins. Many eat it with a spread of butter, chocolate or cheese.
by dixieheart November 04, 2008
A dinner loaf is a classic America food staple in which the chef takes a dump in a toilet and tenderly removes the loaf from the bowl and places it on a platter. It is tradition to "pinch the loaf" before serving to test it quality, viscosity, consistency, volume, and overall quality before serving to guests. The only way to carve and serve a dinner loaf is by using a magazine page. If it cuts easily it is a quality loaf!
Jim said to Sally "Hey girl ya hungry?"
Sally replied "I could eat!"
Jim earnestly then brought her to the bathroom showing her his glorius "dinner loaf".
Sally; upon noticing the dinner loaf was steamy and of high quality jumped in joy and said "leaping lemurs I haven't had dinner loaf in a coons age!"
Sally replied "I could eat!"
Jim earnestly then brought her to the bathroom showing her his glorius "dinner loaf".
Sally; upon noticing the dinner loaf was steamy and of high quality jumped in joy and said "leaping lemurs I haven't had dinner loaf in a coons age!"
by P8k&& February 19, 2018