vibing license

A License you need to legally vibe

A s*** I don’t have a vibing license

by E X O T I C. B U T T E R S December 20, 2019

Graduated licensing

Militarily enraged women complaining the get to commit torture and murder 1

Madd is contractually committing agist rape the use graduated licensing to extort agist rape

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Trail-license

Just a regular "trial" license but spelled wrong. Mostly done by oblivious non-native English speakers/writers.

Him: OMG! Stop ordering trail-licenses, they'll cost us money after 30 days!!!
You: It's a "Trial" license. Not trail!

by HenkdeTank July 19, 2023

Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.

My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.

by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025

gravponics license

Anyone who has a license to build a gravponics system holds a gravponics license

When a person gets a license to own and operate a gravponics system, they must get a gravponics license from the license grantor. It is the same as getting a license for anything else in this world. If you want to sell new Chevy products you get a license from Chevy.

by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013

Drivers License

Phoebe Bridgers for straight people

"Wow have you listened to drivers license? That shit made me cry."
"Phoebe bridgers owns my entire soul"
"uh yeah that's cool too I guess"

by queerlittlepissbaby June 16, 2021

License

If u spell it with two C’s get fucked cause it’s spelt with an S

Laura Geoghegan has little women syndrome because she doesn’t have her drivers license

by D lad who spells license right January 27, 2021