Larson

A male with excessively small child like hands and feet, and holds a false level of supervision/authority over others.

Steve is such a Larson he has his tiny hands full at work, no one recognizes his authority, and anyone could fill his tiny shoes.

by Tommy Ratdick December 6, 2017

Larson

(v) Do to produce a stench from one's anus so horrible, that the paint off the walls begin to peel off. Must linger in the immediate area for at least 10 minutes.

Dude: What is that smell, it won't go away. Reminds me of when my little brother got into a fight with a skunk.

Dude2: Oh dude #3 just larsoned again.

by KDaig September 9, 2010

Larson

Verb: To grossly over tighten

"He really larsoned that bolt on"

by Jordan Sullivan July 25, 2007

Lardon

An erection gained by being attracted to a fat girl.

Hey Ricky, check out that fat girl over there.
Yeh, she's well fit. i've got a lardon!

by Rik Grayson December 20, 2007

lardon

An erection brought on by the presence of delicious fatty food.

Hey Cody, this double bacon chimichanga is totally giving me a lardon!

by Shelby McHambone September 1, 2011

Lagoon

sexual position where one bends oneself into the shape of an "E". This must be done in a standing postion.

"Can you believe we walked in on steph and rob lagooning last night?"
"damn... I didn't know they could bend like that while standing up."

by Steph&Rob March 24, 2009

Larson

An inbred black, white supremacist. who can't read or write. With fat diabetes fingers. Also never developed the proper neck muscles to keep his head from wobbling while running.

Look at that stupid Larson over there. His momma is aunt jemima, and dad is uncle Ben.

by Cuoth July 25, 2017