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Krunk Fungler

A Fungler person who is addicted to shrooms and masturbates to Toad from Mario.

Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.

Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple
Jefferson: Hey is Ethan joining us at the bar tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
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krunk

"let's get krunk tonight, man"
"im so krunk right now"
by tylerisAduck March 2, 2021
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krunked

Man, you got krunked badly!
by boinextdoor69 June 10, 2020
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Krunk

Krunk is a word to describe someone that aggressively fists someone or something in the ass as a threat.
Im gon Krunk u in da ass u lil squirrel.
by JamaicaAn PaTtie PotaToeSs November 14, 2019
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krunked

The act of being so drunk that you think you are Kronk from the Emperors New Groove
Dude I was so Krunked last night i started singing my own theme song and making spinach puffs for Kuzco
by Handsome.pete November 8, 2019
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Krunk

Quite an unusual being as some say but can be said in the form of saying you’re going to do something just to forget about doing it in the end
Guy 1: Why didn’t you help me yesterday?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I’ll help you in an hour.

Guy 1: Dude you’ve been saying that for 2 days now. Quit being a Krunk
by KrunkYT October 15, 2019
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The Real Kaptain Krunk

A faggot that thinks he knows everything.
Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"
by felix844 July 2, 2012
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