kristin

definition 1: kristin- an incubator

definition 2: kristin- a women who left her children eleven years ago, kristin takes 3 years on average to respond to mailed letters. kristin also hides from the government and does not pay child support.
person 1: “where’s kristin?”
person 2: “nobody knows. i wonder if she’s even still alive.”

person 1: “kristin hasn’t attempted to see her children in eleven years… i didn’t know it took that long to get milk from the store.”
person 2: “i heard that (daughter 1) ended up with lots of emotional turmoil following her departure.”
by h0pe92625 November 22, 2023
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An amazing person whom i am dating
(also their nose is adorable)
if you’re reading this you’re probably kristin
by nekopearlss February 10, 2021
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Wow, where do I begin. Kristin is a sexy awesome person, but don't let her superficial charm and talent fool you. Under the surface you will be met with a raging homophobic, transphobic, racist person. While she claims it's "all fun and games" secretly you know she'd vote no for any human rights. So in summary, she is a sweet and charming attractive you lady, that will commit tax fraud for you, and will bag out any minorities.
"Have you hung out with Kristin lately?"
"Omg yes, you should have heard what she was saying."
by jak3ywak3y December 30, 2023
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Kristin is the strongest woman know. She is loving and will do anything for a friend. She is smart and vary crafty. There is nothing that seems impossible when Kristin is in your corner. She is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. A woman who's not afraid to get her hands dirty. You will always have a great time with Kristin. Hard not to love her.
by Babers1617 May 16, 2022
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Kristin is a beautiful girl with a beautiful heart. She has brown hair, brown eyes, a beautiful smile and a beautiful personality. She'll always try to make you smile and laugh even if she can't do so herself. She is a confident woman and can prove people wrong. She forgives easily, but if she doesn't, you messed up big time. She is friendly and loves to make new friends. She's one in a billion, so if you find a Kristin, don't let her go. She's always going to support you through thick and thin. She'll always be proud of your accomplishments and achievements. She has a unique sense of humor which is very funny. She's all smiles, you'll never see her with a frown. Kristin is a beautiful girl.
Person 1: "Yoo, she looks like an actual goddess!"
Person 2: "Oh, you mean Kristin?"
Person 1: "Goddess or not, I'm in love with her.."
by nat.ria November 23, 2021
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Kristin is the most amazing most sweetest person ever! She will always be there for you! She will always make you laugh. If you come across a Kristin, never let her go.
Kristin is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo amazing
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an extreme procrastinator who can't get her work done in a timely manner for shit
Ugh why do I have to be such a Kristin when it comes to doing my homework?
by krustykristine October 26, 2020
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