Funky Kong

Guy 1: Just got my ass beat by a Funky Kong.
Guy 2: Ok but what's new?
by bit125 June 18, 2021
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That King Kong

Another word for Platinum Vodka. A hard white liquor that will bring another side of a person out.
Yo Jimmy, after 2 double shots of that king kong, Jay was sleeping under a car.
by John Dickerson April 23, 2010
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King Kongs

Giant, very loud speakers that will blow off your fudgin doors on full blast. These speakers are also mentioned in rap star Jibbs's song, King Kong.
Dude, this kid bought some King Kongs and put 'em in his trunk. He played his music, and the back of his car got blasted off!
by Liraz Konomichi April 19, 2008
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Dinkey Kong

Another way of saying I came out of the closet and I am officially gay! Dink is another word for dick or asshole, all tougher saying I like it in the asshole. First used in my high school!
DigitalSynn: Ping Pong like dinkey kong

Cold Assassin: Wow, you finally came out of the closet! LOL
by ColdAssassin June 27, 2009
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hong kong

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.
rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!
by gimme the money July 26, 2016
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Donkey Kong

the hitting of a woman/man on the top of the head as to not leave any marks (action)ball up hand into fist and swing it in a downward motion(like the swinging of a hammer) he donkey konged that bitch
that bitch got loud with me so I donkey konged her,
by mr_inglish January 28, 2007
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diddy kong

when you're having sex and you pull out put a banana in fill a straw wit chocolate milk and shoot it out. while the girl cant tel cuz she is dumb
by 444ll444k April 15, 2009
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