modelo kite

Used when someone doesn't like the fact that your Mexican. Sent in text form as Mk

"Can you make it tommorow"
"No I can't, mk"
Modelo Kite here signifys that they can make it but dont want to because the person asking is mexican

by Yosukamukanuirin May 4, 2021

Higher than a kite

A way to describe a person who has taken too many drugs, smoked way too much weed, or drank way too much alcohol (to name a few) to the point where they are acting nothing like themselves or doing something crazy.

Person 1: Why is Person 3 attempting to jump a cornhole board on an ATV that’s smaller than he is?

Person 2: He’s higher than a kite right now.

by Kriskit November 21, 2023

Kite yards suck

take first letter in each word to get the abbreviation kys.

"Your so bad!"

"Kite yards suck"

*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021

Flying the kite

Menstruating (Weapon of choice is a tampon.)

Jezebel must be flying the kite. Seems like her time of the month.

by Smysizzle July 3, 2011

Kite

The albino character in the popular Japanese animated show: Hunter x Hunter from the Chimera Ant Arc

Person A: Oh my gosh Kite is such a badass!
Person B: I know omg! But it was sad that he was reborn as a chimera ant

by chrollosthiccjuicyasscheeks July 5, 2021

bitch-ass kite

The standard quadrilateral flying kite intersected by sticks at its vertices. Known as a "bitch-ass kite" due to its use by young children.

Did you see Jimmy flying his bitch-ass kite?

by nullptr July 25, 2022

Urban Kite

Aka: plastic grocery bag, plastic bag; a plastic grocery bag that is easily caught by the wind and ends up in treetops. This event can occur when shoppers are careless about their environment, and throws bags on the ground. It can also be caused by spilling out of overflowing trash cans, and cars filled with junk, often unbeknownst to vehicle occupants, as they step out on the ground.

Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.

Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.

Johnny, close the car door and grab that urban kite that's stuck on your foot. Do you want it to end up in the trees?

Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.

by Cravicky July 2, 2016