kailana

a girl who is not only cute and perfect but is the best girlfriend ever
someone who is cute
someone is nice

damn you're so kailana
no one can ever compare to kailana

by qtnperfctchik October 22, 2011

Kaelan

The Sexiest most coolest kid you'll ever meet. Funny and orgasmic. You can't go wrong if your hanging out with a Kaelan. They like to touch girls, and they will like it. He doesnt give a fuck what other people think. Just like honey badger. He is the most superior of the human race, besides Obama. If you are in the radius of a Kaelan, you should feel extremely honored.

Girl 1: Oh man look at this kid over here! I'd bang that.

Girl 2: Oh that's Kaelan!

by ObamaJohnson November 9, 2011

kahlani

Kahlani is the type of girl you want to have with you until death she has a good spirit and is very protective over here friends you mess with one with mess with all the us also very GORGEOUS has a great sense in fashion and hopes that one day she will find true love is very hard to get so if you are a FUCKBOY FUCK OUT OF MY FACE but at the end of the day all she wants to do is have fun and live life #YOLO

Girl 1:omg Kahlani is even you want in a friend. Girl 2: I know RIGHT!

by That is my girl 101 May 10, 2018

Kalabortep

When your mate is the fattest fuck out there

Michael: look at the size of Ken
Ken: Shut up! you're the biggest kalabortep i've ever met!

by Latrell Mitchell March 28, 2021

Kailah

Average Irish potato muncher. Only eats potatoes.

Person #1: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Person #2: Let's pull a Kailah!

(Let's have potatoes like a dumbass Irish motherfucker)

by stmonicauser2023 October 26, 2022

Kailani

A unique, one-of-a-kind girl that fits the rare name. She is cute, intelligent, nice, and has a sense of humor that is amazing and rare to the female gender. She has gorgeous eyes and an even moreso smile. Will go on snowboard dates. Has a tendency to make random sounds and walk her cat on a leash.

"Damnnnnnn... who dat girl with da fine booty and face like an angel who dun passed by?"
"Bro that's Kailani"

by Uhhhhh Son November 23, 2011

Kaila

Kaila is an amazing, sexy, hot, non square but not easy, loving, great girl to be around. she gives off the best energy ever and everyone wants to be around her. Kaila is so amazing gotta be the best girl out there better than any other. She's the total package you couldnt do any better plus shes got a SEXY body. get her alone and you'll never leave.

bro : dude, you're dating Kaila?

dude: yeah broo!

bro : FUCK YOU I WANT KAILA YOU PRICK.

by brobrobro. April 22, 2011