Kaitlyn

The most flat-chested, bitch on this planet. Her voice sounds like she has downsyndrome, she try's to cut her hair thinking she has a talent for hairstyling in reality she looks like a retarded Anne Frank. She wants to sing but can't because she's so hideously pale the stage lights reflecting off of her body would kill everyone in the crowd. Kaitlyn thinks that her pervert jokes are funny in reality she sounds like a fucking 5 year old, she says she is bisexual yet only dates guys and has never said she was crushing on a girl. One last thing, Kaitlyn basically means a girl who looks like a retarded pastey pale monkey with a bad weave, who acts like a immature perverted 5-year old that loves being a bipolar bitch.
That girl is just so Kaitlyn, ewwww.
by Trooftella August 13, 2013
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Can be decent but secretly a secretly a wee player. is not loyal cant be happy with one person. . not a really nice girl when u get to know her

if there is a girl at your school/work/part of family called kaitlyn. here's some advice, run like fuck!!!!!. or hide
kacey: wheres kaitlyn

isla: probably with jessica cheating on me.
kacey: lmao what a little slut
by top shager dylan February 22, 2019
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a fat girl who wears too much makeup and is slightly pretty, but slightly ugly. so confusing that her given title is pretty/ugly bitch. her use of letterman jackets is disgraceful.
Did you see Kaitlyn today? Her letterman jacket makes her look extra fat. I hate/love that girl!
by Lamb-i July 06, 2011
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An ugly ass bitch who loves to eat all the time, and would potentially die from diabeties. She also is a very slutty person.
Kaitlyn is such a hoe.
by bobbyhard February 21, 2019
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Ugly and watches porn for a living
Him “ aren’t you dating kaitlyn

The bf “ya why”

Him “lol she is so fucking ugly if I was dating her I would break up with her and if she thinks I am lying then I would just kill my self
by Rylee_Rieker5 March 14, 2019
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John: wow who is that hideous creature?
Maddy:oh that’s kaitlyn
by Jo Harrison June 02, 2019
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Will.. Rock.. Your.. World..... sexually
Guy 1: Kaitlyn is such a freeeaaakkkkk, cabrone
Guy 2: Ohh I know mannn
by vincethedince November 09, 2017
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