by rodeoclown December 31, 2009
"I do not want to hear junkity junk excuses."
"Don't bring me junkity junk and expect to get paid."
"It can be on sale for 99% off, I am not buying that junkity junk."
"Don't bring me junkity junk and expect to get paid."
"It can be on sale for 99% off, I am not buying that junkity junk."
by Ms. Jenkins February 02, 2012
Gloryholing through a mailbox slot
by Beiruts Finest April 02, 2011
by Mattamusoftheburque April 04, 2008
by Massimo2112 September 04, 2007
We all know what junk food is. And we know what happens to us when we make a steady diet of it. Junk sex is like junk food – not bad enough to avoid, but definitely not good enough to make a steady diet of. The effects of junk sex include outbreaks of unhealthy relationships and a malnourished emotional life, and self-destructive behavior like spending waaaay too much time at the gym. In addition to physical symptoms such as irritability, pain, and sexually-transmitted diseases. Junk sex, particularly media-induced junk sex, leads to a vicious cycle of empty sexual encounters and soul-sucking loneliness, and the obsessive preoccupation with our skin. No hard-and-fast definition (pardon the pun) can nail down the exact occurrence of junk sex, but it is very real and each person must define it for themselves.
I hooked up with this really hot, funny guy last night but it ended up being junk sex -- I didn't even come, but he sure did -- loud enough to wake the neighbors!
by Julie_College January 18, 2008
When you receive an email with a picture of some random dude's dick or 'junk'.This is typically done to shock or embarrass your friends while at work, but random 'junk mailing' does happen from time to time.
"Ah man. Eddie totally hit me with some junk mail while my boss was at my desk. Now he thinks I'm into cock. I should have known it was junk mail."
by Chance2124 April 11, 2008