Juke Box DJ

A DJ that only plays top 40, or 100, music in a bar and nightclub. The music is not remixed or mashed-up at all, but instead the DJ transfers from one original track to another.

The DJ spins music similar to the single tracks heard on popular day time radio (not remixes), has no or very little creativity with the tracks, and lacks in interacting with the crowd of listeners. Audiences are almost better off listening to a juke box.

If you don't scratch or remix beats, you must be a Juke Box DJ.

by mixnscratch February 5, 2010

jukeboxing

The act of rambling on about random topics because you are really drunk and/or high.

you were jukeboxing on the way home from the party last night, talking about midget strippers, where plastic cups come from and what size jessica's bra is, you talked during the whole 30 minute drive home about that stuff.

by CRawlins May 29, 2011

Juke

To break one's ankles

Man:What happened to that guy's ankles
Me:I juked his ass

by Lovemesomefreshassmemes February 17, 2017

jukebox

A machine that you put a disk inside and it plays music

Jen put a disk inside the jukebox.

by KellyTheGamer98 February 28, 2017

Jakedasnakeophobia

The fear of going to a con and being forced to eat a pineapple pizza, cheese cake, and being beaten up by 10+ people all at once (even though you challenged them)

I was going to go to a con but I have Jakedasnakeophobia and jingles is prolly going to make me eat pineapple pizza, and then gucci and Tsuki are going to beat me up.

by DigitalTsukiko December 11, 2022

Crack Juke Nigger

What an Indian store owner calls a white,pot smoking,curly haired employee,who never shows up on time or at all,and does no work what so ever even when he does show up,and leaves early.

You crack juke nigger Booo,when you getting here?

by Sgm the heretic March 10, 2007

Juke

To cum or ejaculate.
cum
Ejaculate

Dude, your sister got pissed when I juked in her hair.

by MidwestDude2010 September 9, 2010