Josie

josie is not really a name, more like a way to call somebody when they are the person you love most in the world. a josie is somebody you can cry to without feeling too weird about it, somebody who makes you laugh so hard you can't breathe and your stomach starts hurting, somebody you want to hug and never let go. josie is the person you stay up until 3am talking to, the person you tell every stupid thing that happened to you that day, the person you can't stop thinking about even when you're trying to. josie is the person you write paragraphs about that never sound good enough, the person you can't explain to anyone else without getting a little too emotional about it. josie is for when you want to hold someone's face in your hands and just stare at them because you don't have words big enough for how much you care. josie is wanting to tell someone every single thought that passes through your head just so they can know you better. josie is the person you want to grow old with but also the person who makes you feel like a kid again. josie is every song that makes you ache, every stupid thing you laugh at, every time you accidentally smile at your phone because of them.

having a josie feels like having a home that walks around and talks back. josie is somebody you trust with your worst moments and your best ones, and they still look at you the same. calling someone josie means they are your favorite human, your safe place, your whole heart.

person a: i was having the worst day ever
person b: did you call josie?
person a: yeah and suddenly it didn’t feel so bad anymore

person a: who even is he to you
person b: he’s my josie

by Zedfisher September 28, 2025

josie powell

🌟✨️Get off insta and be productive✨️🌟
Business - @j.p.macarons

Josie powell is a junior in highschool who wants you to *be productive*

by Nopety May 22, 2024

Josie

Mid at Hay day
(Also a good donkey name)

Jack’s are typically better than Josie’s at hay day and deserve leader…

by Edgar_The_Donkey April 23, 2022

Josie

The love of my life, with pretty eyes, cute meows, and sexxyyy body. Her noises are cute and has a gorgeous and fun personality and she makes me smile even when im sad.

Full of sexy wisdom, and love her interests in insects and sneks even though im deathly terrified of them (Maybe ill warm up to them).
I want to marry this woman and have cats with her <3

Josie makes me cum so much

by azuramints December 24, 2023

Josie

Greatest weather girl you will ever meet. always willing to go run in the rain. you don’t wanna loose her so keep her close. she will be the best meteorologist in the country.

That guy: hey, have you heard of that new weather girl?
Friend: yeah “a josie” told me it wasn’t gonna rain and i got fucking soaked!
That guy: yeah “a josie” is the country’s best

by ballpolisher June 6, 2022

Josie

A bitchy restaurant server who thinks far too highly of oneself. Often rude, condescending and full of themselves.

Josie believes that restaurant service is the single most important thing in life. Josie’s often think that everyone should aspire to be a server. They look down on those with larger aspirations.

by Jasyjames September 23, 2020

Josie

josie is a stupid fart fat face she ugly and dumb she a little ho who will steal your food from your lunchbox and not give you answers to science assignments. don’t share your locker with her she will take your food

have you seen josie?
yeah, that fat bitch who won’t shut the fuck up and stop stealing my food?
omg yeah she’s so stupid and ugly!

by feinfart November 22, 2024