Josh 

Noun or Adjective- anything/anyone that is gay or just sucks.

caleb- i like cock
charlie- thats so josh.
sam- werd

Josh by straight white male May 5, 2010

Josh 

A wonderful man who is strong, trustworthy, and sweet. He sticks to one woman and loves her with all his might and falls for her over and over again. He will fight anyone to the death if they threaten people who are close to him. He is sexy at times when he wants to be, which is mostly all the time. He has a high pain tolerance. Josh is the most amazing man you could ever meet because he will be with you til the end and always try to put your needs first. Josh is the best guy to be with.

Girl number 1 - "Is Josh your boyfriend?"

Girl number 2 - "No, he's my true love."

Josh by ilovehimforever,bd. July 9, 2011

Josh 

a huge shit...usually of the large noxious variety

Holy shit man, i just took a Josh...that shit's bunk

Josh by ksizzle119 February 20, 2010

Josh 

A small kid with an annoyingly high-pitched voice.spoiled.
Has the worlds smallest penis. But you can't help not having him as your friend. Kinda cool when you get to know him.
Doesn't like porn, so people think he likes guys.

Other guy:hey Josh check out this chicks rack.

*shows him pic*
Josh:eeeeewwww!!!!!
Other guy:your gay.

Josh by Kevinmckevinface October 18, 2011

Josh 

A real sleazy dickhead, pretends to be a loyal boyfriend, when really he likes millions of other girls and checks them out all the time even right infront of his girlfriend. he lies and cheats. a real sexist douche bag. thinks he could get with any girl he wanted when really everyone thinks hes an absolute loser. Cant hold a relationship cause hes too small minded, needs to grow the hell up and treat his girl right otherwise he wil be left out in the cold! small chubby dick too!

Girl 1: ew, josh is the biggest sleaze, chekcing out all the girls
Girl 2: i know right, feral pig. no girl would touch him anyways
Girl 1: haha agreed, what a douche.

Josh by asdfghjklzxcvbd October 2, 2011

Josh 

A man who prentends to be a ladies man, but hides his secret..... homosexuality.

Josh is so far in the closet he lives in Narnia.

Josh by Savanahhh.69 July 5, 2017

josh 

the boy i will never date

you'r a Josh I can't date you

josh by teachy November 13, 2018