John

A big bucktee, with no friends. Smells like curry, or whatever culture they are from. Only gets guys, no girls.
P1: You know John?

P2: Oh yeah that bucktee?
P1: Yeah ik right and he smells like fish.
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my unicorn. <3. BLONDE hair gorgeous blue eyes and a perfect smile, he'll keep you (me) smiling all day long.
John dblu is awesome
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1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's
two johns = twice the diseased shit!
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John is a pleb
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John likes hairy nipples. Lovely guy though.
Me: Hey John whats your favourite thing
John: Big hairy Nipples
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