jersey shore

when a male unexpectedly hits a female extremely hard

Guiseppe jersey shored that bitch at the bar last night.

by bondzoo January 13, 2010

North Jersey

-A really good place to live. If you can afford it.
-Close to greatest city in the world.
-A diverse population.
-Smarter, richer, and way more open-minded than South Jersey.
-Way less trashier than South Jersey.
-about .001% of the people are like the retards in "Jersey Shore".
-No one EVER says "Joisey". You will get your assed kick if you try that.
-Doesn't tollerate that much bullshit.

Welcome to North Jersey. We're automatically cooler than you.

by tellingthetruthhere. April 24, 2010

jersie

Jersie is someone with pretty brown hair and brown eyes. She is absolutely one of the greatest friends u could ask for. She is smart and kind and always Knows where to go next. Jersies typically look best with a josh or a matt. And she some how knows how to pick the most bestest friends ever. A skylar or a Emily. They show her that life is a gift.! If you meet a jersie keep her by your side FOREVER !!!!!!!

Wow jersie is howt she knows how to rock those jeans

I know man is she taken?
No, but I herd she kissed josh last night
Darn I wish I was him

by Sky22sky October 13, 2014

jersey rocker

a fan of late 80s pop hair-metal bands like Bon Jovi, man of whom hailed from New Jersey. See Springsteen Split

"That dude with the bleached mane, acid-wash jeans and White Lion T-shirt is a total Jersey rocker"

by djslut September 20, 2005

Jersey Bet

When one proposes an absurd, audacious, undesirable, or illegal act to another, and follows it with the words: "Do it. You won't". The second person is obliged to complete said act.

Guy: See that girl over there? You should go make out with her.
Girl: No way! I'm straight.
Guy: DO IT. YOU WON'T.
Girl: Okay, fine, I'll do it.
Guy: Gotta love a Jersey Bet.

by Dorian Jersey April 12, 2010

jersey shoring

When you go to a club and a good song comes on, you start to fist pump and all of a sudden you turn into the Jersey Shore cast, dancing the night away.

The other night at Bucks the DJ was tearing it up we started jersey shoring!

by Jersey Girl living in Texas March 18, 2012

jersexual

A type of sexual preference, in which a person has the urge to wank to trees.

Jerry the jersexual ripped off his pants and smiled at the tree seductively.

by raz999 July 12, 2014