Beef Jerky

When you still masturbate, despite heavy chaffing, using A1 sauce.

Where's John? He's busy making beef jerky.

by Rusty Shacleford June 16, 2010

After Jerky

The guys at your favourite bar who come in after work with their suits and ties, going for their "after workies" drinks

"oh great, it must be 5:15pm because here come all the after jerkys". "sorry i took so long with the drinks, that after jerky over there was boring the bar girl with his stock tips"

by spacestation October 30, 2009

Hurky jerky

When Skipping or lag occurs in Video games, Computer or Console.

A lack of fluid Movement and a general bogged down feeling.

"When Playing Halo 2, On big time battles, The action can get pretty Hurky jerky."

by Spotted Sea Cow April 11, 2005

brain jerky

1. something that is mentally challenging.
2. anything that takes awhile to understand.

1. crossword puzzles and soduku are good brain jerky.
2. that smart payment plan was some brain jerky but now i'm saving money.

by david engelman May 18, 2008

(man/girl) jerky

(Noun) the scar tissue that weird people peel off and eat.

(man/girl) jerky:
I caught Jim eating his own man jerky.
I saw Britney playing with her girl jerky.

by PartyGuy(C) May 31, 2007

Hurky jerky

lack of fluidity when braking in an automobile

Hey! Dude! Watch the Hurky jerkies I can't write without my pen going all over the page

by NPH August 7, 2005

A beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.

Hey grab a handful of that ground beef and give me a beef jerky.

by Chokiecat February 5, 2018