Java

A slow, horrific language that takes a shit on everything that made C++ good in order to be easier to use. Ironically, it's harder and more frustrating.

Java: Oh boy, let's have fun with our interpreter, garbage collector, and enforced bad Object-Oriented practices!

C++: You're a horrible person and you should feel bad.

by TheAirPump March 2, 2010

Pittsburgh Java

When an employee drops a turd in another employees thermos. So if you don't like someone and you know where they keep their thermos in between breaks....and you feel a crap coming on...pick up a turd from the toilet and drop it in his thermos for a warm cup of Pittsburgh java.

mmmmm...that Pittsburgh Java is good.

by Dennis the menace II July 15, 2009

java

A word used by english speakers - american english, specificaly - meaning a hot drink made with boiling water and toasted coffee grains powder.

Hold on a second, let me fix up a java for us.

by pbelasco February 19, 2005

javanoid

probobly the most addicting game ever created, it is about a bunch of squares and ur trying to hit them with a ball that bounces off a paddle

I am a j avanoid addict I wake up at 3 A.M. and play it

by Adam February 13, 2005

javakiddies

a person who is new to mirc or java, also see n00b/newb/nub

-The javakiddie needed help with the commands again-

by DD07 October 16, 2003

Jaiyan

Frogman Cool Awesome

Jaiyan likes to yeetis that peebus

by Long Boy Jaiyan June 29, 2018

Javada

One of the most energetic and funny people out there. She can be very calm one minute then very loving and crazy the next. She has a big booty despite what she says. She is very cute and guaranteed to make you laugh every time you talk to her. If you are lucky to find a Javada, keep her in your life because she will always keep you in hers. ;)

Boy: Damn that girl walking down the street has a big booty
Boy 2: Thats Javada

by Machii November 5, 2018