banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019

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Jasper y

A bitch who is obsessed with tittes and wanna fuck u

Why jasper Y why

by Hornyavacado November 12, 2020

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Jasper moment

Getting drunk and dragging people you don’t like outside for a “chat”

Jasper: Kaz come outside now!!

*grabs Kaz by the shirt*
Everyone else: that was Jasper moment

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021

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jasper H

the most faily person alive
genraly a person who fails at everything they do in life

lol at that dude he's such a jasper H

by i haza life November 15, 2011

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Max-Jasper

A perfect husband, he’s nice, caring, very smart and handsome. The most lovable person you’ll ever meet! This word is mostly

used in the love language.

That guy is so nice! He’s such a Max-Jasper! I wish I could marry him.

by Rita Lynn November 22, 2021

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jasper kink

a kink to the best person in the entire galaxy , the person you’d spend your entire life with . having a jasper kink means extreme obsession and horniness . the symptoms of having this are vomiting n gagging when she’s not there , barking whenever she’s around , choking to death when ur not on the phone w her , and more .

“ damn bruh i can’t breathe “
“ yeah jasper not here so u not breathing their air rn , thats that jasper kink . “

by xvrseu April 26, 2023

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