A content creator who is hot as fuck but limits their content to solo performances, or very rare collabs. A huge waste of potential and fantasy, because they only like what they see on the screen or mirror. A Borrick. Adds to social content but in a limited way that seems overly limited to their potential.
Derrick’s a Disney jerk off. He’s hot af, but only wants to beat it to himself.
She’s hot, but just a Disney jerk off. Nobody can touch her.
He’s such a Disney jerk off I couldn’t get a kiss or feel.
She’s hot, but just a Disney jerk off. Nobody can touch her.
He’s such a Disney jerk off I couldn’t get a kiss or feel.
by Havesomefun September 27, 2025
Get the Disney jerk offmug. In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed
by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019
Get the No Jerk off Januarymug. October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020
Get the National Jerking Off Daymug. by anonymous December 11, 2021
Get the Jerk offmug. Jerk off the act of eating beef jerkey
Mom: Son what are you doing
Son: I'm jerking off
Mom: Sounds delicious can I join you?
Mom: Son what are you doing
Son: I'm jerking off
Mom: Sounds delicious can I join you?
by Big Daddy Eater March 4, 2022
Get the Jerk offmug. “Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
Get the Jerking off on a pile of sandmug. When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015
Get the wild turkey jerk offmug.