internetical

mathematical equations and formulas that were compiled, brewed and distilled in the internets' basement.
roots from intertetics i.e. internet mathematics

"min dating age formula from xkcd dating pools comic"

man 1: dude i just met this 43 year old and im gonna start dating her. is that creepy?

man 2: lets use the internetical equation for it. (age/2+7=minimum dating age)
43/2+7=28.5
ya it will be unless your older than 29............ dont do it.

by look behind you, thats my name April 29, 2010

The Internet

We’ve all seen good thing and bad thing on the internet mostly things that have ruined our childhood and adulthood moral of the story don’t go to the dark side on the internet like Dank memes and things I can’t say or the fbi will come knocking my door down and put me behind bars

Man fuck the Feds ❗️❗️❗️

The internet is stupid like Donald trump and mike pence and funny like borat.

by YNWyoungDevil October 27, 2020

Internet

An OVERFLOWING ABUNDANT RESEVOIR of porn and memes and more porn

the internet is just one big ocean of porn, Xvideos has eight million videos ppl, EIGHT MILLION and pornhub has like five million, no doubt that when Hitler invented the internet it was because he was horny and wanted somewhere to stash all of his German Hentai.

by madness.kys October 4, 2018

Internet

1. The world wide web, a network of computers and websites all over the world. 2. A vile cesspool of corruption and evil.

Man, the internet is creepy.

by Vic Viper Mk. II March 24, 2004

internet

A place where absolutely nothing happens.

I am using "Internet" in a sentence.

by Phoojoeniam September 14, 2003

Internet

And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

by Senator Ted Stevens (R) March 18, 2007

The Internet

The only place where you can see a 5"4' asian woman get bukkaked by 8 black guys.

Guy1: WTF is this?
Guy2: Welcome to the internet.

by Milosh the Russian Medic November 22, 2011