Im sad

Im sad bc i hate myself people are spreading rumors about me im paranoid bc of it its so bad that i keep on thinking its a dream like how has this happened

im sad bc im ugly

by its_okay December 23, 2021

im sorry

What someone says when they know they f***ed up majorly and they want to fix it.

Dude: Im sorry i was totally hittin on you last night and I know you dont like me that way and we're just friends.

Chick: you know you f***ed up our friendship right?

by Bluseph. November 11, 2009

Im shook

To be scared or immensely worried about something.

Person 1: how you feeling about your fight today?
Person 2: to be honest im shook.

by Teendictionary August 23, 2016

IM porn

When you send the word of genitals/private body parts over instant messaging

Hey Phil guess what.........TESTICLES....ha u just looked at IM porn

by k-moon January 21, 2009

im gay

Bassicly saying that you love another boy.. boy love boy

Jacod: Hey guys im gay!!
Betheny: Ok?
Jacob: David come here
* David walks to him and kisses him on the cheek *
David: Hi jacob

by ##Potat 99j December 13, 2018

im not a monkey, im a scientist

A phrase commonly used by that really overpowered looking gorilla/scientist bitch who in reality has a pussy tickling gun and needs to be buffed.

Reaper :Get tf back 2 the zoo u monkey cunt

Winston: Im not a monkey, im a scientist

by Memeulous June 01, 2017

IM Madness

When you are talking to more than 4 people on instant messenger and you can't handle it. Especially if these people are annoying. Also called "Attack of the IM's" or "IM Spazzing" or "IM Overload".

BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! Ahhh! Make this IM madness stop!

by *MICHI* August 13, 2003