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i wanna be your dog

the lyrics of this song by the stooges are stating that he no longer wants to be the dom of the relationship and wants to be sub towards his artner by saying "i wanna be your dog as in saying i want to be your s3x s1av3
by bertrumthethird May 5, 2022
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Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat

A groupchat that happens to be the best and funniest groupchat on stan Twitter, commonly known for ending other stans on Twitter dot com, as well as being the most payola heavy groupchat whose members cannot unflop without the help of akaashipayola. The groupchat is also known for the constant fights and disagreements that occur between the members who just so happen to hate each other's faves since half of the members are multis.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Leo and Aki won't stop spamming Lana lyrics in Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat"
Person 2: "Because of them I'm literally starting to hate lana..."

Example 2:
Person 1: "Oiwmgc members are fighting again today, I can't believe this..."
Person 2: "Oh, it must be Azure, Leo, or Bobo...We are tired."

Example 3:
Person 1: "Someone PLEASE tell Moon and Maryam to stop asking for payola."

Example 4:
Person 1: "Azure just said he changed his stanlist... AGAIN."
Person 2: "His arianator phase will only last 2 weeks I think. His jensetter, carat, and nctzen phases didn't last long💀"
by oiwmgc January 18, 2022
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I wanna see what you get to experience all the time

Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.
A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
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I just wanna be friends

I don't like you get the frick away from me, or you are very weird slow down.
Jim: "Wanna got to the movies together?"
Sarah: "I just wanna be friends for now"
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I Wanna Be The Guy

Was once considered one of the hardest games of all time due to its ludicrous trial-and-error gameplay, combined with bullet hell, misleading graphics, traps that are impossible to find out without dying to them first, the ability to die AFTER THE ENDING CREDITS, requiring you to beat the brutal final boss all over again...you get it.

It was released around the same time as the first Kaizo Mario; together, they created a genre of video games centered around being as infuriatingly difficult as possible.

Nowadays, it's still considered hard, but far from one of the hardest games ever. If you know the game inside and out, it's actually not terribly difficult. That, and the numerous fangames that completely and utterly trounce it in difficulty make it quite outdated.
Here's to I Wanna Be The Guy (and Kaizo Mario)

For making people wanna tear their hair out.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 25, 2024
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