Accessory Husband

A married man who was chosen for his good looks, manners, ect, to make his wife more useful, versatile, or attractive. An accessory husband is to NEVER touch or be touched.

Coined by twitter user @ojounya on 5 August, 2022.
Her and her accessory husband have gone out for oysters.
by aerosoldoll August 06, 2022
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fuck husband

When you have a friend with benefits for so long they can no longer be described as a fuck buddy
Ah yeah that's Gav, we've had a non emotional physical relationship for 5 years now. He's my fuck husband.
by Dizzydub December 08, 2016
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target husband

man who follows women into target whenever she pleases and encourages her to buy shit. he definitely hitting it raw and they are most likely getting married
*sees man go into target willingly with another women* “target husband”
by ilovemoneyxocoxoxo January 08, 2021
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Huberman Husband

A husband who actively follows protocols based around peer-reviewed science in their daily life mainly from the Dr Andrew Huberman podcast.

This includes 20 minutes of morning sunlight, cold exposure, a myriad of supplements, sleeping with mouth tape, etc.

If all protocols are followed work and relationships will have to be squeezed in.
by too_hot_to_handle November 06, 2023
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Dio's Husband

"Wow, is that Ben Shapiro?"
"Yeah, I heard he's Dio's husband."
by Professional Jotaro Simp July 30, 2021
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husband parking

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.
I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.
by falcoiii July 05, 2016
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