parking hog

a driver who is too lazy to park between the lines and always ends up straddling two spaces.

That guy is such a parking hog I'll bet he even parks in handicapped spaces.

by backinbowl February 7, 2010

hog slobbin'

The official term for when you are having sex with a fat girl from the country.

"Yo, where's my boy Kermit at tonight?"
"Oh, that lil' green dude is out hog slobbin' tonight with Piggy, yo."

by Dat Blessed Dude October 5, 2016

hefty hogs

Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.

Holy shit look at those hefty hogs dam her arm fat just waved at me.

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017

heavenly hogs

A large woman that has a pretty face. Can range from 200lb to 300lb these hogs are still fuck able.

Hey look at those heavenly hogs I will fuck the one one the left you fuck the one with the droopy tits.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

Hog nogs

Hog nogs are the vegetables that you don't like to eat but are diced up and sprinkled on your food at fast food restaurants.

I just puked in my mouth! I ate some hog nogs that were hidden in my food!

by Gar Grim September 9, 2021

Sweater Hogs

Nice big boobies in a sweater taking up all the extra sweater room.

"Wow, look at the sweater hogs on that bitch, there's no room left in that sweater!"

by chef plumpkin January 6, 2008

huge hog

When someone has a massive dick

"Man that guy at the bar had a huge hog"

"Yeah I know man, I was jealous"

by Throbbing Vainy Massive Hog November 1, 2017