A mental illness that afflicts about 50 % of the human population. It's symptoms consists of:
1- Claiming they don't like problems, drama, trolls, troublemakers, etc.
2- Endlessly fighting them over long periods of time rather than seeking out a quick solution, because they secretly likes the drama they provide, often without even realizing it.
1- Claiming they don't like problems, drama, trolls, troublemakers, etc.
2- Endlessly fighting them over long periods of time rather than seeking out a quick solution, because they secretly likes the drama they provide, often without even realizing it.
John would rather call Bob a troll for over a year now, instead of just blocking him in the chat. He suffers from the hidden drama whore syndrome.
by MisterMaximvs August 03, 2017
by jayisgay October 23, 2003
The act of dropping one's pants in public, then preceding to piss out of the ass in a can of some sort.
As soon as the bus stopped, Nicole busted through the door, dropped her undies, and pulled a "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea" into a folgers can.
When Stacey dropped trow in the middle of Applebee's and pulled his empty can of peaches out I knew the whole restaurant was in for some "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea."
When Stacey dropped trow in the middle of Applebee's and pulled his empty can of peaches out I knew the whole restaurant was in for some "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea."
by tommy Ghostbuster February 03, 2011
This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.
I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!
by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021
When a bowel movement at work that is so heinous in odor and volume that the dumper is inclined to lift his legs up into the crouching position so that no one will identify him by his shoes.
"I over-indulged at chili-fest last night, so this morning I had to pull a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper."
by Va-JJ January 13, 2014
while giving a girl the schocker (2 in the pink one in the stink) you lift her up and sit her down in a chair. Quickly remover your hand and ejaculate on her face. The while she is in shock of what just happened, crouch down and karate chop, once in the vagina and once in the face. Then shove your penis back in her mouth.
I was going away at her with my fingers and knew I was going to climax soon, so I gave her the crouching tiger hidden ninja to let her know who is in charge. Then however, I decided to go one step further and give her the strawberry shortcake. She was flailing on the ground and I could hear her dad coming up the stairs to see what was going, so I peaced the scene out the window. Thats when I seen her mother...
by Tiner Chen April 22, 2009
A game where you masturbate as close to your parents (or other loved ones) as possible without them being aware of your explicit activity. If they catch you, you lose. For an extra challenge, watch porn on full volume while playing.
Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!
Person #2: Sick, bro!
by Spendexx March 04, 2015