German helmet

A slang term for the head of a penis, because they look similiar; specifically German WWII (Nazi) Army and SS Helmets.

Proof that Nazi's are literally dickheads.

by The Big H May 13, 2005

helmeteer

A window-licking, raisin-loving , mcqueenie wearing moron who wears a state-appointed bike helmet that probably has a rubber Mohawk.

That helmeteer rides the short-bus.

by Tard tamer 3000 February 19, 2017

petey helmet

The helmet you put on to protect your melon when you plan to get so stumble down shitfaced drunk that you can practically guarantee that your head will, at some point during the festivities, hit the pavement (or some other object) with enough force to seriously injure your skull if you weren't wearing it.

Pull her out of the hot-tub and find her clothes. And get her petey helmet out the truck. She's gonna need it.

by n tufnel June 1, 2005

jesse helms

Dried white dog shit you can't wipe off your shoe.

Republican crypto fascist Cuba Tobacco dog shit Jesse helms

by docktor kok May 15, 2016

Mexican helmet

a flaccid penis laid on top of the head of another person. Particularly Mexican if part of it droops on the forehead.

I didn't like the way she cooked tonight's ravioli, so after she went to sleep I gave her a Mexican helmet

by cmonshelley May 1, 2010

butt helmet

when you sit on someones head until its stuck up your ass

hey hold satan down while i give him a butt helmet

by brian November 4, 2004

helmet-hair

Hairstyles worn by African-American women starting around 1990, that was sprayed heavily with hair spritz, so that the hair style did not move, even in strong gusts of wind. Some of these styles include the mushroom bob , the pinapple updo, the freeze and the spiked pixie. Some actresses that made these styles famous were Halle Berry, Jo Marie Payton ( Harriet on Family Matters ), Terri Vaughn, Wendy Robinson. Some R and B singers include group SWV and the group Xscape.

"Man, my sister slept sittin up to maintain that freeze for church , damned helmet-hair!"

Woman says to hair stylist-"Girl give me a Halle Berry!!"

by fefe1 January 4, 2013