helicopter kid

A child who is simply not ready for the harsh realities of real life because they were coddled too much as a child. Helicopter kids come in many forms and do many things to signify that they are indeed, helicopter kids. For example:

Follow you around the room when having a conversation

Eat out a lot despite not having a job

Cant live in a house without a heater

Ask for permission to do mundane shit

Gets paranoid as shit whenever anything slightly illegal happens in their vicinity

Overall a beta human being

“Should we invite ___ over tonight?”

“Dude no, they’re such a ducking helicopter kid, they’ll ruin everyone’s night.”

by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018

Helicock

When you swing your penis in a circle, like the helices of a helicopter would.

“Bro, he just did the helicock!”

by mareu June 19, 2019

Helicockter

The sexual act of spinning you cock like a helicopter propeller. Good for foreplay, or for pleasuring yourself

Me: Hey baby, how about we have some fun.

Girlfriend: How about we start off by making you a helicockter

by Itsmemememememememememem ememe June 6, 2020

Helicopter Sex Move

This is where a man sexually pleasures a woman by pulling off a 360 spin while his penis is still inserted

*girlfriend* Sex is so boring up until he hits me with the Helicopter Sex Move it makes me cum every time

by The knowledge god March 31, 2023

horse helicopter

the sex move in which a male gently glides a female's foot along the seam of his ballsack whilst farting

Trevor: "Jerry gave Sarah the old Horse Helicopter at the party last night."
Brad: "No way!"

by gayhorsegayhorse April 20, 2019

Dick helicopter

When your having sex and you insert your penis inside of a women’s pussy and spin. Her around like a helicopter.

Wanna spice up our sex life and try the dick helicopter

by Niggacheese May 24, 2020

The helicopter pad

When you have a big bush, and then cut around your balls and dick but leave the bush around it. You then swing your dick around creating the helicopter pad

Girls have a landing strip but boys have the helicopter pad.

by Pinky98 June 9, 2020