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Hayden

Girl 1: Look that tall, flamboyant man!

Boy 1: That’s Hayden for you..
by Lmao what even December 11, 2018
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Hayden

Hayden has game, that part is mad true. However, he hasn't learned yet that having lasting relationships is next level up. Hopefully, Hayden is capable of trying it sometime. Or, just find someone who is willing to share, let him be him, and also still get nudes. I hear Hayden sucks dick too? Hayden should aim to find a girl who is about that life and have a suck off. I bet she'd win. You'll often find Hayden hanging around random dj booths, especially at festivles or gatherings. Word to the wise, if you aren't strong enough or self aware enough he might hurt you. So come correct, or don't come at all. While not everyone agrees with Hayden's ways, you can't deny he is good at what he does. He has a good brain, but not the best. He is a light, but like the Walmart brand that goes dim after you buy into it.
Hayden: "You're the coolest girl I've ever met."

Her: "I know."

Hayden:"I didn't think I'd ever find you."
Her: "And you never will again."

Hayden: "Have you graduated high school?"
Her: "Dude I'm 35. But I'm the hottest 35 yr old you'll ever fucking meet."

Hayden: "Can I meet your kids?"
Her: "Never."

Hayden: "I've never felt this way tbh"
Her: "The nights still young, you got this."

Hayden: "Look me up on Urban Dictionary."
Her: "Just make sure you scroll down far enough."

Hayden: "What do you do for a living?"
Her: "I keep my spirit light, my booty tight, and my goals in sight."
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Hayden

That guy keeps picks picking his nose what a Hayden.
by Jaycechellino October 25, 2016
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Hayden

hayden is an annoying guy who CANT SING and who IS DRY and always says LOL.
omg look it’s HAYDEN, he’s very dry”
by cyabitxh June 8, 2019
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Hayden

An ugly rat. Nobody loves him. Smells bad, bullied by gamer girls. ;-;
Shut up HAYDEN. You are a rat. A nasty rat.”
by Iambulliedalot June 7, 2020
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Hayden

Hayden he is a wonderful person . He is smart but likes to hide it. If a girl likes him they should be happy they have him in his life. Watch out he is a flirt
by westernboy1_dog May 2, 2019
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Hayden

Someone who very like disgustingly unattractive. Tend to watch to watch anime to fit in but end up watching dubbed. Now we all know we hate dubbed ass niggas.
Hayden is a dubbed ass nigga
by LocalSped. March 29, 2020
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