haunted playground

A haunted playground is a woman's vagina after she's had an abortion. It's a dark and scary place where the ghost of an unborn child is doomed to haunt forever.

"Man I'm not fucking with her. She's got a haunted playground. I don't want no ghost baby grabbing my dick."

by Compel January 04, 2018

Haunted Cheeto

The most valuable person on Discord.

Haunted Cheeto, please don't make Hooty's Desire part 5.

by CheetoQuartz October 13, 2020

Sarah's Haunted House

A term used when your friend's house is haunted.

OMG, THE STOVE STARTED LEVITATING ITS SARAH'S HAUNTED HOUSE!!

by REV G March 26, 2023

Hack-Haunt

When smart technology operates itself in a way you did not program it to.

My hue lights were hack-haunted by google when I was talking to the daughter of one of their employees.

by Professor LoveHandles February 11, 2020

A haunting of Ghost

Noun of assemblage;
A group of Ghosts, similar to "a murder of crows".

Bruh, there's a hella haunting of Ghosts up in that abandoned hospital.

by Johnny Catt November 28, 2020

Haunted Head

A blowjob from a homeless person or tweaker living on the streets

Sunny got haunted head in the back alley

by Drinker1234! May 03, 2025

haunted cave

The female sex organ that hasn't been occupied in quiet some time.

Yikes, did I just see a bat fly out of your haunted cave?

by SharkoftheredseaTTV May 22, 2022