Hamish

some say he's a girl, some, a boy, but we know him as: Hamish, that random guy who likes to teabag, tea.

Dude, did that guy just teabag tea?

Yeah, he must be a Hamish.

by Hamish Is A Freak March 29, 2011

hamish

a small yung boy hoo lacks getting in.
his favourite word is em and his mum likes it fuzzy.
He enjoys Frenquent juggs over facial-freaks.com
he likes it in the eye

a: hello id like a hamish
b: open up

by fuzzylikesitfrompauline May 8, 2008

Hamish

A very stupid kid that nobody likes. brown hair weird, clothes, ugly face and is generally a terd. Usually has adhd and autism.

Your such a hamish!

by UGIVEMEAIDS June 8, 2018

Hamish

The OCR computer science 2019 mascot on twitter.
A brain-dead twat who, despite having "confidential files" on his computer, doesn't know how to secure them

Me: what's up
Friend: I can't secure my files
Me: you're a right fucking Hamish, ain't ya

by CPU=COMPUTERPROCESSINGUNIT May 18, 2019

hattish

Paranoid, conspiracy-theory; thus more generally: crazy, stupid. Short for "tinfoil-hattish". Also "hat".

"That post is just too hattish."

by blehh January 3, 2008

Hamished

to fall over or to trip and hurt your kneecaps so your walking is impaired

hey dude why are you limping oh man the other day i tripped up and hamished myself

by Cornchips_95 March 30, 2011

hamish sainsbury

big ol thiccc boi dont no how to spel or speaks properly

plays soccer when not in goaly hes fucking disabled

plays overwatch and probably watches hentai

looks like raoul silva with braces

hamish sainsbury is pretty fockin gay

by that fook February 12, 2019