Hanzen

please no please

stop this Hanzen thing i beg of you

by Iamanidiotwith8eyes November 13, 2021

Korenza Hanson

The most amazing person ever who's sweet and salty. Someone who is quirky and fun to be around and just all together the best and you will always be the best

You're my world Korenza Hanson

by PreconvertedCarb October 11, 2020

Cool Story Hansel

Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"

"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"

by Branman515 May 4, 2007

Hanson

The only perfect guy out there! He's totally loyal to the point where he's making Lisa love him even more!

Lisa: I'll always love you, Hanson!

Hanson: I just realized right now that I'm in love with you too, Lisa! Marry me, Lisa! *Presents Lisa with a ring*

Lisa: Of course I will, Hanson! *Passionately kisses Hanson*

Hanson: *Puts the ring on Lisa's ring finger and wraps both of his arms around Lisa securely*

by Lisa eternally ❤ Hanson 4ever! November 4, 2019

Hannen

A beautiful, outstandingly and smart girl who hides behind some sort of object (glasses e.g). She is trustworthy and loyal. There is no one in the world like her and that makes her speical. She comes in as a 'tomboy' but she has her moments when she wants to try that little bit of foundation. She is a queen and has the most perfect body. Better than any girl or boy could ever see. She has the perfect large, round bottom, lightly toned stomach, and average sized breasts with beautiful legs. She has beautiful eyes that tend to change colour ever so slightly. She likes to be different to everyone and to have a different view and opinion to people. She speaks her mind and can be very crazy. She is girl that contains many different talents and can do literally anything. A quick learner and a trustful lover. You will never ever meet a girl to love as much as her. She has respect for everyone and everything and a loving heart for people. She is a lustful lover and loves hugs and cuddles. She will never hide the truth and do her best to make people happy no matter what, even though it might hurt herself. She is one of a kind and there is no one better than her. A godess of beauty and love. The host of perfection.

When a man catches site of her 'damn, she's a stunner. She's pulling a hannen'

by iamwanted November 27, 2011

ficken wie die hasen

German expression that means F*** like the bunnies.

Do you want to ficken wie die hasen?

by Darren March 29, 2004

Hensen

A god- like figure who lives my night and sleeps by day just like Batman except way cooler. When he speaks, his voice silences all. When he sings, it is just like that of Chester from Linkin Park. When he raps, people relate him to Eminem and Mike Shinoda. Everybody loves Hensen. He has no flaws and people may know him as "Triple H". All the girls have posters of him in their bedrooms. Hensen is often caught walking in his new jeans and LP shirt he got from Projekt Revolution with headphones in his ears pumping to LP. Everybody respects Hensen and if you don't Hensen will stone cold stun your ass.

A:Why is everyone getting on their knees?
B:Cause Hensen Hong is here bitch!

"I'd like to introduce our idol Hensen Hong. He's here to open up with Crawling at Projekt Revolution. Give it for the one and only Hensen Hong! (crowd roars)"
-Chester from Linkin Park.

by lostinyou October 16, 2008