nipple hangers

The nipples get hard and protrude out so they can be used to hang garments off.
Cass was sucking Alison's nipples so hard that when Tony and Mec walked in they hung their jackets on her nipple hangers.
by muffmeister September 01, 2015
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Grape Hanger

The testicles and or scrotum of a grown man.
God damn it Brenda! Your busting my grape Hangers.
by Philipo November 25, 2016
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granny hangers

The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.
Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?

Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.
by DoinkBoy March 05, 2014
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Purse Hanger

A boyfriend who is so infatuated with his significant other that he does not realize that no real chemistry exists between them, or that he serves only as an object to be exploited, especially as an apparatus upon whom she may hang her purse should she desire to ascertain the fit of a particular garment.
Guy #1 "Dude, did you hear Alex and Kayla are going out?"

Guy #2 "Dude, she doesn't even like him, he's just her purse hanger"

Guy #1 "Yeah, but he doesn't care, she's like the hottest chick on this side of the Appalachians"
by RJSCR March 15, 2011
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Fence-hanger

A bisexual person. A fence-hanger is a term that refers to a person who hangs on the proverbial fence - he or she is unable to pick a side on which to committ his or her sexuality, but rather stays near the fence (the middle).
That kid won't pick a side, he just keeps hangin onto the fence.

What a fence-hanger!
by soadfreak973 March 03, 2008
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Hanger Beatdown

When, after doing laundry, you are hanging up your clothes but can't fit the hanger in, so you must hit it back and forth against the other clothes to try and squeeze it in.
I was doing laundry yesterday, and I had to do a Hanger Beatdown just to hang up my shirt!

you have to many clothes and whine a lot....
by Doesntunderstandusernames November 19, 2010
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[vacant hanger]

this works best with a girl and a guy, but you can substitute same sex and some farm animals.
vacant hanger: is the male in an standing position, and the female is on all fours and, they are both faceing each other. The male inserts himself in the oral orface,ie.(mouth) and bends his torso over the females head. while grasping her buttox. And thrusting his pelvis. finally he mildly spanks her and positions his face in her posterier while enjoying her natural gravy. (but he must be mindful of the gag factor.)
tim: hey Mike,
Mke: whats up
Tim: i just got a great deal on a vacant hanger.
Mike: really, were
Tim: around the corner with ashley.
Mike: how was it?
Tim: it was the deal of a life time!!!!!!
by obease July 12, 2008
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