Corporate Handbag

A partner to a business event, often referred to a professional male accompanying the VIP female.

"Hey man, didn't expect to see you here are the business awards. How did you get a ticket?"

" Didn't get an invite, Tonight I'm the corporate handbag."

by Harry Foodtech July 1, 2009

Swedish Handbrake

sternly straddle the phallus, while cupping the balls in ones mouth and inserting the index finger gently into the anus

Swedish Break-line or the more common Swedish Handbrake

by Woody Catpie July 8, 2010

National handbag

Old London slang referring to the dole.

Person 1: I hear Diane's got her hand in the national handbag
Person 2: She always did look a bit poor

by RozzyPoffle July 18, 2016

read the handbook

The act of doing everything according to how social traditions and formal expectations dictate you should, usually for social acceptance by an individual or a group. One's ability to perform this act does not necessarily make them what they want to be.

Tessa: Wow! Max brought Niki flowers on the first date, opened all the doors, paid for dinner, bought expensive champagne, and walked her to her front door. What a great guy!
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?

Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.

by p-teK April 6, 2008

haddock's handbag

a woman in a high state of sexual excitement

Of course, by closing time she was up for it.. She was "wetter than a haddock's handbag"

by kwikki October 7, 2008

handball

The sublime art of inserting a hand into the anus, gradually becoming more popular thank god :-) also known as fisting. Involves slowly penetrating the anus using lots of lubricant until the wrist has passed the sphincter, at this point the hand will form a fist or ball inside the rectum, more advanced players proceed into the anal passage and can insert the arm even beyond the elbow in some cases, but this requires years of practice and great trust in the top. Unfortunately much doping is practiced in this sport.

We are having a handball session tonight want to give us a hand?

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

hanabata

A Japanese term that is used in Hawaii a lot meaning "boogers", literally meaning "nose butter" in Japanese.

Akira: Eww, man, did you see that retard? He just wiped his hanabata on his shirt.

by Da Local Boi February 29, 2008