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Nerd handcuffs

When you have a electronic device in your hands, usually hindering the person from doing any other activity other than use the device.
Joe: How was last night?
Henry: Pretty bad. I was in nerd handcuffs and couldn't eat or sleep at all. At least leveled up a bunch!
by theoneandonlykevar March 16, 2016
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Smokey Handcuffs

When you smoke so much weed you can't move your arms.
"Bruh, I tried to spank it...but the smokey handcuffs got me"
by MC sticky rice March 4, 2017
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The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.
This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

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Preston Handcock

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jack hardacre

an amazing guy, a straight guy, a funny guy, best guy, best footballer, man city the best,

overall a great rounded guy who is cleverer than jake.
jack hardacre is amazing
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Fuzzy Handcuff

When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.
Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!
by Ten-eight June 25, 2022
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Handcock

Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock
I got a 2 1/2 handcock
by XxXDownarXxX August 14, 2008
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