Clunge Hammer

Penis, dick, that what you stick in clunge.

I rammed my clunge hammer right up your mums fanny.

by GratteBruvver November 28, 2010

Beef Hammer

noun:
An affectionate nickname for the Gravity Hammer in the Halo series.

Look out Michael! That guy is 0 for 10 with the Beef Hammer this match. (Boom!) OUCH...

by haloFan October 9, 2010

hammer hawking

When two men are standing at a urinal and one looks down to catch a glimpse of the other man's penis.

I was at the urinal earlier and Rich was hammer hawking me pretty hard. I think he is bi-curious.

by J-Boy Jr June 18, 2007

Pack a hammer

The art of placing a large dip (snuff, not chew) between your lip and gums. Packing a hammer is the same as saying that you're going to pack a fatty, but a different way of saying it.

Adam: "Hey Tony, wanna go pack a hammer?"

Tony: "Is that even a question? Of course I do!"

by dipmasterwintergreen May 5, 2014

Hanaa Hammered

Getting intoxicated to the point of no return.

"Man I was drunk last weekend"

Buddy: "Yeah you were totally wasted?"

"Yeah I was Hanaa Hammered"

by SlickPimp June 10, 2005

Kitten Hammer

Colloquial British Slang for a Penis.
Origins lie in the popular myth, that every time you masturbate, a Kitten dies.

Yo, Frinton, If your Wrongcock Brother gets his Kitten Hammer out anywhere near my Sister again, I'm going to cut the fucker off, and feed it to my Pitbulls, Ok?

by BadBeast December 7, 2009

the deli hammer

fisting using mayonaise as the primary lubricant

the deli hammer gave me this ecoli infection

by oscar meyer69 November 27, 2010