Handsome Devil

Someone who rates themselves but shouldn't because they are only as handsome as the worst thing ever.
Person 1 - I am a handsome devil.....

Person 2 - so you are only as handsome as the worst being ever. That's about right you ugly mother.....
by Wiseone1879 September 30, 2021
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Handsome John Brown

when you eat spoiled dairy products from a woman's ass while banging her with a fish
Your mother prefers a Handsome John Brown to a Dirty Sanchez.
by Wooly Wombat March 28, 2005
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The Handsome Men's Club

An elite club of men who tend to be referred to as "handsome". This group is shrouded by secrecy and irresistible sexiness. Few can stand against the erotic seductiveness of these men. Their motto goes as follows: "Wow, your handsome. Your perfect. Your incredible. You are one good looking son of a bitch. Good job, Mom. Amazing"
Matt Damon, Tony Romo, Ben Affleck are all part of the Handsome Men's Club, while Jimmy Kimmel is not.

To be a part of the Handsome Men's Club, one must first come to terms with one's inner handsome.
by comefiesta! April 09, 2011
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Handsome John Brown

When youre doin a girl in the butt, and then you shirt on your hand and then slap her on the face.
I gave my girl a handsome john brown wile we were doin it
by auggie87 May 13, 2003
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handsome chunk of change

a thick wadd of cash, usually hard-earned and well deserved.
Should be aesthetically pleasing in appearance.
Ras: Wagwan man?
Yun Buk: Check out dis handsome chunk of change yo.
Ras: Ya mon, dat be money in da bank, shawty wat ya drank!
by Buddy Scott March 27, 2008
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Devastatingly Handsome Blond

When a man's shade of hair slowly changes from Bozo the Clown RED, to a shade resembling that of a fiery God, full of vigor, reeking of masculinity and power.
Darryl used to be a ginger, but lord almighty, he has changed into quite a Devastatingly Handsome Blond.
by DRK March 10, 2012
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